Old Age at its Best

Russ and Sam, two friends, met in the park every day  to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and  discuss world problems.
One day Russ didn’t show  up.  Sam didn’t think much about it and figured maybe  he had a cold or something.. But after Russ hadn’t  shown up  for a
week or so, Sam really got worried. However, since the  only time they ever got together was at the park, Sam  didn’t know where Russ lived, so he was unable to find out  what had happened to him.
A month had passed, and  Sam figured he had seen the last of Russ, but one day,  Sam approached the park and — lo and behold — there  sat Russ!
Sam was very excited and happy to see him and told him  so. Then he said, ‘For crying out loud Russ, what in  the world happened to you?’
Russ replied, ‘I  have been in jail.’
‘Jail!’ cried Sam. What in  the world for?’
‘Well,’ Russ said, ‘you know  Sue, that cute little blonde waitress at the coffee  shop where I sometimes go?’
‘Yeah,’ said Sam,  ‘I remember her. What about her?
‘Well, one day  she filed rape charges against me; and, at 89 years old,  I was so proud that when I got into court, I  pled ‘guilty’.
‘The damn judge gave me 30 days  for perjury.’

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