The Black Bra

    (as
    told by a woman)

I had lunch with
    2 of my unmarried friends.  One is engaged, one
    is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+
    years.
We were chatting about our
    relationships and decided to amaze our men by
    greeting them at
    the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our
    eyes.

We agreed to meet in a few days to
    exchange notes..
Here’s how it
    all went.

My
    engaged friend:

The other night when my boyfriend
    came over he found me with a black leather
    bodice, tall
    stilettos and a mask.  He saw me and said, ‘You are the woman of
    my dreams.  I love you.’ Then we made passionate
    love all night long.

The Mistress:

Me too! The other night I met my lover at
    his office and I was wearing a
    raincoat, Under it only the black bra, heels and Mask over my eyes When
    I opened the raincoat he didn’t
    say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all
    night.

Then I had to share my
    story:

When my husband came home I was wearing
    the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my
    eyes.  When he came in the door and saw me he
    said,
(you are
    going to love this…..)

"What’s for
    dinner, Zorro?"