>   These fit so well they should be in a dictionary.
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>   ADULT:
>   A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.   
>   BEAUTY PARLOR:
>   A place where women curl up and dye.
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>   CANNIBAL:
>   Someone who is fed up with people.
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>   CHICKENS:
>   The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
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>   COMMITTEE:
>   A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
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>   DUST:
>   Mud with the juice squeezed out.
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>   EGOTIST:
>   Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
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>   HANDKERCHIEF:
>   Cold Storage.
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>   INFLATION:
>   Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
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>   MOSQUITO:
>   An insect that makes you like flies better.
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>   RAISIN:
>   Grape with a sunburn.
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>   SECRET:
>   Something you tell to one person at a time.
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>   SKELETON:
>   A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
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>   TOOTHACHE:
>   The pain that drives you to extraction.
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>   TOMORROW:
>   One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
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>   YAWN:
>   An honest opinion openly expressed.
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>   And MY Personal Favorite!!
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>   WRINKLES:
>   Something other people have, similar to my character lines.