> 3-year-old Reese :
> ‘ Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
> Harold is His name.
> Amen. ‘
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>
> A little boy was overheard praying:
> ‘ Lord, if you can ‘ t make me a better boy, don ‘ t worry about it.
> I ‘ m having a real good time like I am.. ‘
>
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>
> After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all
> the way home in the back seat of the car.
> His father asked him three times what was wrong.
> Finally, the boy replied,
> ‘ That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, and
> I wanted to stay with you guys. ‘
>
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>
> One particular four-year-old prayed,
> ‘ And forgive us our trash baskets
> as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets. ‘
>
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>
> A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they were on the way to
> church service, ‘ And why is it necessary to be quiet in church? ‘
> One bright little girl replied,
> ‘ Because people are sleeping. ‘
>
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>
> A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
> The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.
> Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson.
> ‘ If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, ‘ Let my brother have the
> first pancake, I can wait. ‘
> Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, ‘ Ryan , you be Jesus !
> ‘
>
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>
> A father was at the beach with his children when the four-year-old son
> ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore where a
> seagull lay dead in the sand.
> ‘ Daddy, what happened to him? ‘ the sonasked..
> ‘ He died and went to Heaven, ‘ the Dad replied.
> The boy thought a moment and then said, ‘ Did God throw him back down?
> ‘
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>
> A wife invited some people to dinner.
> At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said, ‘
> Would you like to say the blessing? ‘
> ‘ I wouldn ‘ t know what to say, ‘ the girl replied.
> ‘ Just say what you hear Mommy say, ‘ the wife answered..
> The daughter bowed her head and said,
> ‘ Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner? ‘
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