>> A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is
>> ahead by a couple of strokes. "Boy, I’d give anything to
>> sink this putt," the golfer mumbles to himself. Just then,
>> a stranger walks up beside him and whispers, "Would you be
>> willing to give up one-fourth of your sex life?"
>>
>> Thinking the man is crazy and his answer will be
>> meaningless, the golfer also feels that maybe this is a good omen so
>> he says, "Sure," and sinks the putt.
>>
>> Two holes later, he mumbles to himself again, "Gee, I sure
>> would like to get an eagle on this one." The same stranger
>> is at his side again and whispers, "Would it be worth
>> giving up another fourth of your sex life? Shrugging, the
>> golfer replies, "Okay." And he makes an eagle.
>>
>> On the final hole, the golfer needs another eagle to win.
>> Without waiting for him to say anything, the stranger quickly moves
>> to his side and says, "Would winning this match be worth giving
>> up the rest of your sex life?" "Definitely," the golfer
>> replies, and he makes the eagle.
>>
>> As the golfer is walking to the club house, the stranger
>> walks alongside him and says, "I haven’t really been fair
>> with you because you don’t know who I am. I’m the Devil, and
>> from this day forward you will have no sex life."
>>
>>
>> "Nice to meet you," the golfer replies, "I’m Father
>> O’Malley."
>>