Jacob,  age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Miami are all excited about 
their decision to get married.

They go for a stroll to discuss the 
wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore.. Jacob suggests they go 
in.
Jacob addresses the man behind the 
counter: 
"Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers, "Yes."
Jacob: "We’re about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?" 
Pharmacist: "Of course, we do."
Jacob:   "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."
Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."
Jacob: "How about suppositories?"
Pharmacist:  "You bet!"
Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer’s?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The 
      works."
Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol,  antidotes for Parkinson’s disease?"
Pharmacist:  "Absolutely."
Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and  indigestion?"
Pharmacist: "We sure do."
Jacob: "You sell  wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and  sizes."
Jacob: "Adult diapers?"
Pharmacist:   "Sure."
Jacob: "GREAT! We’d like to use this store as our Bridal   Registry."