A cowboy,
who just moved to Wyoming from Texas , walks into a bar and
orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room,
drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them,
he comes back to the bar and orders three
more.
The
bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You know, a mug goes
flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at
a time."
The cowboy
replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Arizona , the other is in Colorado . When we all left our
home in Texas , we promised that we’d drink this way to remember
the days when we drank together. So I’m drinking one beer for
each of my brothers and one for
myself."
The
bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it
there.
The cowboy
becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He
orders three mugs and drinks them in
turn.
One day,
he comes in and only orders two mugs. All the regulars take
notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the
second round, the bartender says, "I don’t want to intrude on
your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your
loss."
The cowboy
looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in his eyes
and he laughs.
"Oh, no,
everybody’s just fine," he explains, "It’s just that my wife and
I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit
drinking."
"Hasn’t
affected my brothers though."