I am seriously considering posting recipes to share with my followers. It seems like a fun thing we can share. Once you register on the site I can set the preferences so that you can share your recipes too. A recipe exchange, what do you think?
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Marbles
M A R B L E S
ONCE YOU LET THEM GO, YOU CAN’T GET THEM BACK SO I’M GOING TO TIE YOU TO MY HEART SO I NEVER LOSE YOU.
SEND THE POEM BELOW TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS INCLUDING ME! SEE HOW MANY YOU GET BACK… 
Well, here is the cure….. just smile and say…
Dear Lord,
I know you’re watching over me
And I’m feeling truly blessed
For no matter what I pray for
You always know what’s best! 
I have this circle of E-mail friends,
Who mean the world to me;
Some days I ‘send’ and ‘send,’
At other times, I let them be. 
I am so blessed to have these friends,
With whom I’ve grown so close;
So this little poem I dedicate to them,
Because to me they are the ‘Most’! 
When I see each name download,
And view the message they’ve sent;
I know they’ve thought of me that day,
And ‘well wishes’ were their intent. 
So to you, my friends, I would like to say,
Thank you for being a part;
Of all my daily contacts,
This comes right from my heart.. 
God bless you is my prayer today,
I’m honored to call you ‘friend’;
I pray the Lord will keep you safe,
Until we write again.
…WE CAN’T AFFORD TO LOSE OUR MARBLES…
FOR LIFE IS TOO SHORT!!!
Never Assume
We all need a little humor to get us through the day………
ALWAYS ASK, NEVER ASSUME!!
His request approved, the CNN News photographer quickly used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight.
He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport.
Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hanger.
He jumped in with his bag, slammed the door shut, and shouted, ‘Let’s go’..
The pilot taxied out, swung the plane into the wind and took off.
Once in the air, the photographer instructed the pilot, ‘Fly over the valley and make low passes so I can take pictures of the fires on the hillsides.’
‘Why?’ asked the pilot.
‘Because I’m a photographer for CNN’, he responded, ‘and I need to get some close up shots.’
The pilot was strangely silent for a moment, finally he stammered, ‘So, what you’re telling me, is . . . You’re NOT my flight instructor?’
"Life is short. Drink the good wine first"
New Definitions
> These fit so well they should be in a dictionary.
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> ADULT:
> A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
> BEAUTY PARLOR:
> A place where women curl up and dye.
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> CANNIBAL:
> Someone who is fed up with people.
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> CHICKENS:
> The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
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> COMMITTEE:
> A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
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> DUST:
> Mud with the juice squeezed out.
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> EGOTIST:
> Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
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> HANDKERCHIEF:
> Cold Storage.
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> INFLATION:
> Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
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> MOSQUITO:
> An insect that makes you like flies better.
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> RAISIN:
> Grape with a sunburn.
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> SECRET:
> Something you tell to one person at a time.
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> SKELETON:
> A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
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> TOOTHACHE:
> The pain that drives you to extraction.
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> TOMORROW:
> One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
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> YAWN:
> An honest opinion openly expressed.
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> And MY Personal Favorite!!
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> WRINKLES:
> Something other people have, similar to my character lines.
My Poor Husband
It’s really getting tiresome I know, but what can I say, he just isn’t healing as quickly as we hoped. Can’t be old age playing a part in there, you think? Playing nurse among all the other roles involved in running a home, is getting very old. Keep smiling and remember us in your thoughts and prayers.
Thanks for the E-Mails
As we progress into the year 2010, I want to thank all of you for your educational e-mails over the past year. I am totally screwed up now and have little chance of recovery.
I no longer open a bathroom door without using a paper towel, or have the waitress put lemon slices in my ice water without worrying about the bacteria on the lemon peel.
I can’t use the remote in a hotel room because I don’t know what the last person was doing while flipping through the adult movie channels.
I can’t sit down on the hotel bedspread because I can only imagine what has happened on it since it was last washed.
I have trouble shaking hands with someone who has been driving because the number one pastime while driving alone is picking one’s nose.
Eating a little snack sends me on a guilt trip because I can only imagine how many gallons of trans fats I have consumed over the years.
I can’t touch any woman’s purse for fear she has placed it on the floor of a public bathroom.
I MUST SEND MY SPECIAL THANKS to whoever sent me the one about rat poop in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet sponge with every envelope that needs sealing.
ALSO, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason.
I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown) who is about to die for the 1,387,258th time.
I no longer have any money, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOLare sending me for participating in their special e-mail program.
I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me, and St. Theresa’s Novena has granted my every wish.
I can’t have a drink in a bar because I’ll wake up in a bathtub full of ice with my kidneys gone.
I can’t eat at KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes, feet or feathers.
I can’t use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day.
THANKS TO YOU I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes.
BECAUSE OF YOUR CONCERN, I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains.
I no longer buy gas without taking someone along to watch the car so a serial killer doesn’t crawl in my back seat when I’m filling up.
I no longer drink Pepsi or Fanta since the people who make these products are atheists who refuse to put ‘Under God’ on their cans.
I no longer use Cling Wrap in the microwave because it causes seven different types of cancer.
AND THANKS FOR LETTING ME KNOW I can’t boil a cup of water in the microwave anymore because it will blow up in my face. Disfiguring me for life.
I no longer go to the movies because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS when I sit down.
I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me.
I no longer receive packages from UPS or Fed Ex since they are actually Al Qaeda agents in disguise.
And I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number for which I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica , Uganda , Singapore , and Uzbekistan .
I no longer buy cookies from Neiman-Marcus since I now have their recipe.
THANKS TO YOU I can’t use anyone’s toilet but mine because a big black snake could be lurking under the seat and cause me instant death when it bites my butt.
AND THANKS TO YOUR GREAT ADVICE I can’t ever pick up $2.00 coin dropped in the parking lot because it probably was placed there by a sex molester waiting to grab me as I bend over.
I no longer drive my car because buying gas from some companies supports Al Qaeda, and buying gas from all the others supports South American dictators.
I can’t do any gardening because I’m afraid I’ll get bitten by the Violin Spider and my hand will fall off.
If you don’t send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 70 minutes, a large dove with diarrhea will land on your head at 5:00 p.m. tomorrow afternoon, and the fleas from 120 camels will infest your back, causing you to grow a hairy hump. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbor’s ex-mother-in-law’s second husband’s cousin’s best friend’s beautician .
Oh, by the way…..
A German scientist from Argentina , after a lengthy study, has discovered that people with insufficient brain activity read their e-mail with their hand on the mouse.
Don’t bother taking it off now, it’s too late.
P. S.: I now keep my toothbrush in the living room, because I was told by e-mail that water splashes over 6 ft. out of the toilet.
Ten Thoughts to Ponder
Ten Thoughts to Ponder
Number 10….. Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9….. Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8….. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich .
Number 7….. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks.
Number 6….. Some people are like a Slinky-not really good for anything, but you still can’t help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5….. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals, dying of nothing.
Number 4….. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 3….. Why does a slight tax increase cost you $800.00, and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?
Number 2….. In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
And The Number 1 Thought….. Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers–what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
– – – and as someone recently said to me: "Don’t worry about old age–it doesn’t last long."
Jerry’s Leg Infection
I posted some pictures of Jerry’s leg from start to current condition. Don’t look while eating, ha,ha.
The new pictures are on our Miscellaneous Pictures page or you can view the Picasa Web Album HERE.
Jerry
Today’s big news…..Jerry is in the hospital with an infection in his right lower leg called cellulitis. Had the same thing 5 years ago. No fun at all. I will be staying here with him. Please keep him in your prayers.
Quote from the Past
Thomas Jefferson said in 1802: “I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around the banks will deprive the people of all property – until their children wake-up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered.”