Last year I replaced all the  windows in my house with that expensive 
> double-pane energy efficient kind, and  today, I got a call from the contractor 
> who installed them. He was complaining  that the work had been completed a 
> whole year ago and I still hadn't paid for  them.
> 
> Hellloooo,...........just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am  
> automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had  
> told me last year, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!  
> Helllooooo? It's been a year! I told him.
> 
> There was only silence at the  other end of the line, so I finally just 
> hung up. He never called back. I bet he  felt like an idiot.