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AN IRISH GHOST STORY

This story happened a while ago in Dublin
, and even though it sounds
like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it’s true
John Bradford, a Dublin
University student, was
on the side of the road
hitchhiking on a very dark night and in the midst of a big storm.
The night was rolling on and not a car went by. The storm was so strong
he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him.
Suddenly, he saw a car slowly coming towards him and stopped. John,
desperate for shelter and without thinking about it, got into the car
and closed the door…. only to realize there was nobody behind the
wheel and the engine wasn’t on.
The car started moving slowly. John looked at the road ahead and saw a
curve approaching. Scared, he started to pray, begging for his life.
Then, just before the car hit the curve, a hand appeared out of nowhere
through the window, and turned the wheel. John, paralyzed with terror,
watched as the hand came through the window, but never touched or
harmed him.
Shortly thereafter, John saw the lights of a pub appear down the road,
so, gathering strength; he jumped out of the car and ran to it.
Wet and out of breath, he rushed inside and started telling everybody
about the horrible experience he had just had.
A silence enveloped the pub when everybody realized he was crying…
and wasn’t drunk.
Suddenly, the door opened, and two other people walked in from the dark
and stormy night. They, like John , were also soaked and out of breath.
Looking around, and seeing John Bradford sobbing at the bar, one said
to the other….
Look Paddy….there’s that idiot that got in the car while we were
pushing it!!!!’

Mystery!!

Solve  the mystery!!!

3  Ladies from
Minnesota


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A detective  story 

So 
Pay  Close 
Attention!!!

…. 
Three  ladies are 
excited about  seeing 
their 
first  baseball  game… 
…. 
They 
smuggle  a bottle 
of


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into 
the ball  park. 
…….


The 
game  is very 
exciting




and 
they  enjoy  themselves 
immensely…


mixing 
Jack  Daniel’s with  their soft 
drinks.
……..!  
Soon  they 
realize that the bottle is almost empty  and the 
game still has a lot of innings to  go. 
……. 
Based on the  given 
information, what inning is it and how  many 
players are on  base? 

Now 
think!



Think 
some  more!!


You’re 
gonna  love this…. 



!
Answ er: 
It’s 
the  bottom of the fifth, and  the 
bags 
are  loaded! 

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Today’s Word

Today’s word is…………….. Fluctuations
I was at my bank today; there was a short line.
There was just one person in front of me, an Asian
woman who was trying to exchange yen for dollars.
It was obvious she was a little irritated . . . She
asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two
hunat dolla fo yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it
change?"
The teller shrugged his shoulders and said,
"Fluctuations."
The Asian woman says, "Fluc you white people too"